The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.
Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.
If you can make a woman laugh,
you can make her do anything…
And you ain’t gotta shed no tear, i’ll be everywhere, and imma always be right here
ScHoolboy Q - Druggys With Hoes Again (feat. Ab-Soul)
Bet I got some weed, bet i got your bitch, bet she on her knees, bet she swallow dick